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I like curvy gals and I can not lie

I'm a fully disfunctional disabled Coast Guard vet. I cycle, play guitar & build furniture out of reclaimed materials. I Smoke, drink, and try to live life to the fullest. I also scour yard sales, 2nd hand stores, Church rummage sales and estate auctions for unique items to sell on line.

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Appearance

EthnicityOther
National heritageDane
BuildFit
Height170 cm
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorDark blonde
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairNone
Best featureLegs
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s), Visible tattoo
Health ConditionDisabled
My AttractivenessAttractive

Situation

Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenChildren don't live with me
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsOther
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationProfessional - Technical - Vocational School
SpecialtyRetired
Employment StatusPart-time
Job TitleJack of all trades

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDocumentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs
Favorite TV showsNCIS, Leverage, PBS
Favorite movies typesComedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
Music typesCountry, Rock, Classical, Vacuum cleaner noises, Jazz, Latin, Folk
Reading selectionAncient, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Nature
Idea of funAnything that makes us happy !
HobbiesLearning, Music, Internet, Cooking, Camping, Fishing

Personality

SmokerSmoke regularly (5-10 a day)
DrinkingOne or two
Friends describe asFriendly
In High School I was a(n)Class clown
Sense of humorGoofy
My great timeHanging out with friends, Trying new things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to try?

Views

Political viewsAnarchist
ReligionAtheist
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeto die happy

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerlots of things
On the first datemeet for coffee